WHY AM I STILL COVERED IN TINY HAIRS I HAVEN’T BEEN MALNOURISHED IN YEARS THIS IS GROSS I LOOK LIKE A MONKEY

A girl, a cat, a paint breeding stock and a bunny once sat in the garden eating ice cream.

It’s funny how when you ask people not to touch you, they always have to touch you again. I’ll bite your fucking hand off you bloody cunt.

I regret not doing a sport when I was younger. I mean, I did have the riding but a team sport would’ve been so nice. With cups and stuff. I hadn’t those ambitions with the riding.

lost 7 cm around the waist woozaaaaaaaa i am so getting close

  • me: *wakes up*
  • me: wheres my phone
  • me: *rips off blankets*
  • me: *hears loud thud*
  • me: there it is

The elite would kill me if they saw my tall boots.

frejskamavor:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

(Source: sanastark)