Such high hopes for bluberry juice and vodka. Very disappointed.

  • obama: *forces himself into the public eye and does "hip" things to make gullible teens like him*
  • tumblr: you don't have to like his policies but you have to admit he's cool
  • obama: *kills people*

löjligt kär

  • me: (thinks something mean)
  • me: dont be fucking rude

latulas:

U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive

(Source: toukos)

littletinyboy:

ah yes, a healthy relationship… my ultimate fetish……

(Source: eggtragedy)

hearthrobespierre:

reblog if u remember when people weren’t entitled and when kids played OUTSIDE with STICKS not on their ipads, and the BLOOD of the ARISTOCRACY ran FREE down the COBBLESTONE

alex-gaskarths-dick:

urbancatfitters:

if u watch closely while i take tests u can see me mouthing profanity at the test paper

image

(Source: urbancatfitters)

plantkitten:

u have lips ….. i have lips …… interesting 

(Source: andromeda4002019)


lighteningpool:

Game of Thrones + Text Post Meme

sabrielshipping-charliebartlett:

"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators


not-cooper:

Doris lived a short but prosperous life

(Source: coopercinno)